The worst thing in the world is when, after trick-or-treating, someone would give you a stupid pen. I can't eat that pen, can I? "But pens are more practical! Plus, they won't rot your teeth out." Give me candy you dentist-loving prick.
Well, all that is about to change with CANDY PENS!!
They look like a stack of rockets, taste delicious, and have a peppermint-flavoured writing mechanism. These pens scream "hooray environment, no plastic here!" Obviously, I'll never get any work done now, seeing as my pen will always be in my stomach.