finally: they've fixed our horoscopes

I remember learning in high school that if I had taken into account what the stars were like on my birthday instead of thousands of years ago when horoscopes were created, I would be a Scorpio instead of a Saggitarius. Now, astrologers are finally fixing it (and adding a new sign, Ophiuchus).

Check out the TIME article here.

I mean, really, its about time we got the fake facts about our personalities and fortunes right. I'm the cool new one, which I still can't pronounce. On to Cosmo's bedside astrologer!

Wrestling a snake, eh? Nice.

moving rorschach inkblot masks

Just in time for Purim... make your own Rorschach inkblot masks that actually move using thermochromic paint.

Via Geekologie

slo mo popcorn

jerry stiller and anne maera webisodes

Jerry Stiller and Anne Maera (Ben Stiller's parents) have a hilarious new show online called Stiller and Maera, where they discuss topics such as Lebron James and the Jersey Shore. As I sat in the library trying my hardest not to laugh out loud, I figured I should share the wealth. Watch them all here.

super cake

My birthday isn't far off, and cleeeearly I'm expecting something this spectacular. "But Rachel, how will you decide who to eat?" you ask. All of them. The whole cake. I'll start with you, Aquaman.

Via Geekologie

pokemon fusion

Pokemon fusion is a website that lets you see what would happen if pokemon decided to... share a pokeball. You can mix and match the different pokemon and then vote for your favorites. Obviously this is how I'll be spending the rest of my afternoon.

Pokemon Fusion Website

spock hoodie

This is a perfect hoodie for those who want to wish "live long and prosper" to everyone on the street. Just not when its fucking cold outside, because then you suckas can talk to the hand. Also great for those Cohens out there who don't want to wear a suit to synagogue.

$40 from Threadless