candy pens

The worst thing in the world is when, after trick-or-treating, someone would give you a stupid pen. I can't eat that pen, can I? "But pens are more practical! Plus, they won't rot your teeth out." Give me candy you dentist-loving prick.

Well, all that is about to change with CANDY PENS!!

They look like a stack of rockets, taste delicious, and have a peppermint-flavoured writing mechanism. These pens scream "hooray environment, no plastic here!" Obviously, I'll never get any work done now, seeing as my pen will always be in my stomach.

Via Oh Gizmo

finally: they've fixed our horoscopes

I remember learning in high school that if I had taken into account what the stars were like on my birthday instead of thousands of years ago when horoscopes were created, I would be a Scorpio instead of a Saggitarius. Now, astrologers are finally fixing it (and adding a new sign, Ophiuchus).

Check out the TIME article here.

I mean, really, its about time we got the fake facts about our personalities and fortunes right. I'm the cool new one, which I still can't pronounce. On to Cosmo's bedside astrologer!

Wrestling a snake, eh? Nice.

moving rorschach inkblot masks

Just in time for Purim... make your own Rorschach inkblot masks that actually move using thermochromic paint.

Via Geekologie

slo mo popcorn

jerry stiller and anne maera webisodes

Jerry Stiller and Anne Maera (Ben Stiller's parents) have a hilarious new show online called Stiller and Maera, where they discuss topics such as Lebron James and the Jersey Shore. As I sat in the library trying my hardest not to laugh out loud, I figured I should share the wealth. Watch them all here.

super cake

My birthday isn't far off, and cleeeearly I'm expecting something this spectacular. "But Rachel, how will you decide who to eat?" you ask. All of them. The whole cake. I'll start with you, Aquaman.

Via Geekologie

pokemon fusion

Pokemon fusion is a website that lets you see what would happen if pokemon decided to... share a pokeball. You can mix and match the different pokemon and then vote for your favorites. Obviously this is how I'll be spending the rest of my afternoon.

Pokemon Fusion Website